HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of 24 BEST PICK UP LINE: "Don't be so picky.... " WORST PICK UP LINE: "I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm beautiful on the inside." Conversation Skills/Rapport: Told him my favorite sports team is the Orlando Blooms." (best and worst are, as per usual, interchangeable) NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 19 Female Masturbation Has A New Name HOTTEST (UGLY) GUY: Adam is a stone cold fox with an inferiority contest. (Thank you, Amy Schumer) Closing Skills: He does anal. Holly Madison Playboy Expose—The Saddest, Grubbiest Highlights (Lowlights?!! Okay, I guess I'm not that bad." Conversational Skills/Rapport: Knows the way to San Jose. Closing Skills: I get lost in his eyes and I feel my spirits rise. Are you sick of slogging away on sites such as and e to find the partner of your dreams?Or at least the partner who will put up with your dead lizard collection, your back hair, and your difficult morning breath?His cover email read: ''Dear Janine, Just seen your beautiful face on The Ugly Bug Ball and would love to meet up. ''I've got a face that makes children cry but, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder - and I think you'll love me too.'' Miss Walker, a shop assistant who lives with her parents, agreed. "I appreciate that Tom isn't Brad Pitt, but then I'm no Angelina Jolie either."Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and to me Tom's the perfect, handsome prince." She added: "I'm just so pleased to have been able to meet him, and I'm head-over-heels in love." The pair are now planning an intimate wedding for friends and family and have already begun writing their own vows.''She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way.
Approach/Chat Up Line: Do you believe in helping the homeless? Conversation Skills/Rapport: Arkansas is 42nd dumbest state in the nation.While I wouldn't dream of offering a desperate cliche about beauty being in the eye of the beholder, it seems clear that there is some extremely peculiar beholding going on in the world. Yes, they're the folks who put stunning pictures of themselves up on and e Harmony in the hope that no one will notice that, in real life, they bear rather more resemblance to, well, character actors.The Ugly Bug Ball surely represents something more real and, simultaneously, refined. In the heat of the night and in the cold light of morning.Dating website The Ugly Bug Ball, which offers "dating for the aesthetically challenged," is celebrating a major milestone: its first engagement.Tom Clifford and Janine Walker are engaged to be married after having met on the site, the Telegraph reports, noting that the couple "met less than a month ago" on The Ugly Bug Ball.