A German soldier found posing as a Syrian refugee has been arrested for allegedly planning a “false flag” shooting attack that would be blamed on asylum seekers.
More than 90 German police officers have worked alongside Austrian and French security forces to search 16 locations across three countries on Wednesday, when a suspected accomplice was arrested in Bavaria.
The next time you have mac n’ cheese, you may find yourself screaming at how pathetic they are in compared to spaetzle.
Our story begins many years before...about 7 years earlier to be exact.
And I don’t mean those little tiny breakfast sausages that we get here in the states. (Okay, fine, here’s one: “GERMANS DO IT WITH BIGGER SAUSAGES.”) You pair them with the aforementioned pretzel, and maybe a dab of sweet mustard. But German sauerkraut laughs at that impostor-sauerkraut’s face.
And then you run outside and pull a plow across a field in the middle of winter because THIS IS the breakfast of champions, no matter what Wheaties tries to claim. It is vinegary and salty and crisp, studded with rye seeds.