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Return to Transcripts main page CNN LARRY KING LIVE Interview With Chelsea Handler Aired April 1, 2010 - ET THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT.
If we could get somebody amazing like David Hasselhoff or Paula Abdul, maybe. (END VIDEO CLIP) KING: This is relevant to the growth of our society.
Her new book "Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang Bang." We have the book right here in our hands. KING: You're in a war of words, I understand, with one of Jesse James' mistresses, Michelle "The Bombshell" Mc Gee. I think we probably experimented that with a bit when the show started, but we've been around now for a couple years and we're starting to get our feet underneath us, or our feet wet, and she's just not the type of person -- it's like Heidi and Spencer Montag are proud or whatever their names are, who I call Herpes 1 and Herpes 2, I wouldn't really want them on the show, either. I mean thought I was pretty hilarious, but a lot of people thought I was probably really just super annoying. HANDLER: No, because there's just a level that I don't want to go to. HANDLER: I don't know that a lot of people found me amusing. And then when another person that's in the spotlight this happens to, you know, it's just kind of like something is going around, you know, like people are just hornier than ever or something. Maybe because I've seen Sandra Bullock in more movies. HANDLER: There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. And the -- you know, not thinking about your children and your family. I have a lot of sympathy for her, more than I have for the Swedish one married to Tiger Woods. HANDLER: Because I feel like the way she's -- I don't know why. KING: Usually we expect pretty women not to be funny. And it was just a snowball effect, and then you start to look at him with such -- I myself lost a ton of respect for him, just the laziness with which it was conducted. She's had such an amazing year, so you just hope that she's going to figure this out and be OK.